You know who has lied to me more than anyone else? Me. Specifically, my fantasy self—that idealized version of me who’s effortlessly stylish, endlessly organized, and crochets elaborate heirlooms with perfect tension and zero frogging. Turns out… she’s full of it. If you’re not familiar with the idea of a “fantasy self,” it’s the version of you that you imagine you could be, or wish you were. Often inspired by social media, childhood influences, or those magical makers we follow online, this fantasy self can lead us into some truly questionable crochet decisions. And oh boy, do I have some stories. The Fantasy Purchases Let’s talk yarn first. My fantasy self loves blanket yarn. She’s seen the hoodies, the plushies, the amigurumi animals. She told me I’d love working with it. I don’t. It’s bulky, it’s tough on my hands, and it’s just not fun for me to use. Has it sat in my stash forever? Yep. Could I maybe still make a baby blanket with it someday? Probably. But the truth is—I bou...